What are you waiting for, Christmas?

A quote from Duke Nukem 3D if you do nothing at all.

Player: * does nothing *
Duke: What are you waiting for, Christmas?

by Roozy1999 September 5, 2018

writing a paper

To participate in a massive orgy.

I'm writing a paper dear, so I will be late for our date tonight.

by crackajack007 March 29, 2009

waiting beer

Any beer less than 7% that you may drink while you wait for your friends. Such as Coors Light, Miller Lite, and Bud Light.

Hey Bro! Have a waiting beer while I get there. Then we can drink the real ones.

by Keep The Glass San Diego May 23, 2016

Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash

"Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash," is something TV Dr. Phil McGraw's father said to him as a boy when he would voice wild plans or notions. It means that talk is cheap relative to performance, or that promising something and delivering on it are two different things. A phrase similar in meaning is "Money talks, bullshit walks."

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"I'm going to get a job selling fuzzy dice door-to-door. I'll be rich!"

"Boy, your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash."

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by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010

Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen

Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

by Jbanana March 7, 2017

waiting pizza

(n.)- The pizza slice(s)purchased while waiting for your food to be made. Generally, this phenomenon occurs when you place in order in a pizza store, and then are left to sit there and wait for an eternity for your food to be cooked, packaged, and paid for...it's consider a pulic service to your hungry stomach in most major cities...

Dez: Ryan, I'm really hungry. Do you have any money I can borrow??
Ryan: I'm sorry, I really don't have enough...(to cook)Hey! Can I have three extra slices while I wait??
Dez:WTF??
Ryan:Dez...waiting pizza

by rasar September 1, 2005

wetting

The wetting of underwear or pants (usually with piss) for sexual pleasure of self or another.

After I participated in a good wetting session my apartment floor was a mess.

by Diablolita October 1, 2007