whirling dervish

When one is doing their girl from behind and he sticks a finger in her brown eye, pulls it out and swips his finger across her mouth, between her upper lip and nose. She then spins on him like a tiger with a pine cone stuck in his ass. Thus--a whirling dervish; also known as the dirty sanchez

I tried to hang on but, she turned on me like a whirling dervish.

by Ernest T. Bass February 13, 2013

weirding off

to masterbate/jerk off

Dude, my girlfriend caught me weirding off!

by charlie the scorpion July 30, 2013

Weirdlength

The measurement of the level of weirdness in a personality.

Bo K. and Amaya H. are the two weirdest people i know, they are definitely on the same weirdlength.

by bosephabraham December 4, 2019

Weirding

Jerking off while playing games, on a call with your friends, or watching Markiplier.

Bro 1: dude come hang out with us later
Bro 2: nah man i need to jerk off while playing games on a call with my friends while watching markiplier for 5 hours

Bro 1: you need to quit weirding man its getting out of hand

by mrbuddyguy January 19, 2024

Global Weirding

Erratic weather caused by global warming and climate change.

Without notice Global Weirding occured, Texas went from an early beautiful spring day to below freezing temperatures unsteadily.

by Creativelingo February 21, 2021

weiseling

when tom's mom sucks the cack

gee ms. doherty you r real good at weiseling my cack

by brad December 14, 2004

Whirling Homo

a flamer, or gay, who dances acorss the figure skating ice rink in tights, not caring what others think of him; shows his homosexuality; "out of the closet"

Wow, look at that whirling homo.

by bossx789 November 25, 2009