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weekend dump 

the abnormally large poop you have to take after spending the weekend at a place with no bathroom facilities, or at a girlfriend's house.
i spent the weekend at christy's, but didn't wanna shit at her house, so i took a huge weekend dump when i got back.
weekend dump by Mr. Venhooker June 23, 2007

Weekend Boyfriend 

A single guy specifically designated to accompany a girl to dinner, movies, social functions, etc. only on weekends because of her busy schedule during the week. May include, kissing, cuddling, sex, etc.
This week has been so busy! I can't wait to call up my weekend boyfriend to see what he has planned for us!

Right now my busy schedule doesn't leave me enough time for a full time boyfriend, so it's great just having a weekend boyfriend! I love having a nice guy to do stuff with on the weekends!
Weekend Boyfriend by 361cmgtx3 June 15, 2011

weekend warrior 

1. A person who has a boring rat race job, and compensates by being irresponsible during the weekend.
I am a weekend warrior and I like to party, but I can't because my life sucks. Except for the weekends.
weekend warrior by the_strategy_freak September 30, 2005
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weekend widow 

A woman, married or in a relationship, who is left alone on a weekend. Often caused by the work or work travel schedule of a significant other, this state of "temporary widowhood" occurs on weekends, when most couples normally expect to have the opportunity to be together.

Male version: Weekend Widower
With her husband's work schedule taking him out of town Friday through Sunday, Mary's weekend widowhood allowed her to catch up on her nights out with the girls.
weekend widow by MeganInMunich September 24, 2007

Weekend Whorrior 

A person that looks forward to unleashing their inner sexual freak on the weekend.
"You know that prude girl from accounting?"
"Yea, why?"
"I took her out this weekend, and she let me run the numbers on her all nite long"
"Nice. Sounds like you found a Weekend Whorrior"
Weekend Whorrior by JByrdLa May 18, 2010

Weekend boyfriend 

A boyfriend that is only available to you on the weekends or on vacation. Called the weekend boyfriend because you don't want to make anything too official due to the inconvenient circumstances of your relationship.
I can't wait for this 2 weeks to go by.... I will finally be able to make it up to Vegas to see my weekend boyfriend again