snatch the weave

When someone is in a fight and pulls of a piece of fake hair

Girl if she try's me right now I will snatch the weave of that fake bitch!

by michael hastings June 4, 2017

Weave Snatcher

A female who pulls out another females weave while in the act of fighting.

Yesterday Shaquita beat kaykay ass!!! I think i saw her pull on that weave. That bitch a Weave Snatcher!

by plm_ic January 23, 2014

Fix yo' weave

1) An observation: said to someone who is getting all up in your face over some trivial matter.

2) An exclamation: used to indicate someone is offending your sensibilities, or mightily trying your patience.

3) A warning: said to indicate that someone is pushing an issue to uncomfortable limits to which you do not want to "go", and to invite them to know their place.

Particularily amusing when said to men with short or no hair, for the incongruity of it all.

Often suffixed with "bitch", to top it off nicely.

"You've been on my ass all day about this. Time to fix yo' weave, bitch!"

by SeaBat June 11, 2006

Hairy Weaver

When your penis gets stuck or caught in your partners vaginal hair.

I got a hairy weaver when I was banging my brother's mom last night because she never shaves.

by Scorcher's no namé June 1, 2010

Waved

To be high. On weed etc.

"Hey, How are you?"
"Am Waved Babe"

by Cheybabes December 17, 2011

yoghurt weaver

Self-righteous, middle class, pseudo hippy herbal tea drinker. Known to remove the shoes of ordinary folk and trap them in their homes feeding them organic vegan food (usually lentil or chick pea based products) and giving them slathering hugs. Ecover and mooncups are a must.

"This is a no shoe household..."

by rabid leek May 10, 2004

Levi Weaver

American singer and songwriter born in Colorado, raised in Texas, and lived in England. Amazing guy who rebels against the current music industry by doing all his own shit. Hottest singer alive, recently released his latest album "You Are Never Close To Home, You Are Never Far From Home". Toured with Imogen Heap in 2006.

Damn, Levi Weaver can't possibly be married!

by kremlinmirrors June 22, 2009