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Weapons of Mass Destruction

A weapon of minimal destruction used an infinate amount of times.

weapons of mass destruction

nuclear weapons, sporks, SARS, and, of course, computers.
"They have computers and OTHER weapons of mass destruction!!!" ~Janet Reno

Weapons of mass destruction

A grave and imminent threat to the security of our nation. And we thought the vampire unicorns were bad...
This example includes the words "weapons of mass destruction".

weapons of mass destruction

Bigger boom than when ya homie's house blew up

weapons of mass destruction

What the US Armed Forces went into Iraq looking for thinking that somehow they were going to diffuse a problem. The fact of the matter is that they just dont get that there will always be struggles in that part of the world because it dates back to Jesus times.

weapons of mass distraction 

A well-endowed woman's breasts, especially when showing cleavage, that is used to distract males from their day-to-day tasks.
"Whoa man, look at those fine WMDs!"
.. 5 minutes later ...
"So what exactly did I come here to do?"