waterboarding

When a girl suffocates you with her wet pussy by sitting on your face

Friend: Hey wanna have a threesome with me and my girl, we're gonna try waterboarding

by krillion January 26, 2024

mental waterboarding

One of the forms of terrorism used by the smart asses in the everyday office environment (in the form of following up on issues with coworkers who hoped that the particular issue has fallen between chairs).

"Aww crap John just mentally waterboarded us on the missing schedules discussed two months ago."

"Yes I hate this mental waterboarding!"

by captainjayjay June 25, 2020

Vaginal Waterboarding

When a woman who squirts sits on your face, and orgasms thereby nearly drowning her partner.

I went down on a girl last night, and when she squirted in my mouth, she nearly killed me with her "Vaginal Waterboarding"

by Yodas Dong November 28, 2021

waterboarding

A type of torture method where water is poured onto a cloth or a piece of fabric covering the face of a person. Since the wet fabric makes it near impossible to breathe, the person being “waterboarded” will feel as if they are drowning, despite them not being in any sort of body of water. Usually, water is poured intermittently to prevent death. However, there have been cases of deaths by asphyxia due to waterboarding.

To put it simply, waterboarding is not as fun as it sounds.

by nlolhere January 4, 2021

Hawaiian Waterboarding

The act of consuming a sperm load-increasing pill, ejaculating in a woman's esophagus and nostrils, and allowing her to simultaneously choke and suffocate on your sperm.

1: "Hey, bro you hookin' up with that bad bitch from last night?"
2: "Yeah dude, I'm gonna give her the Hawaiian Waterboarding Special."
1: "Good Luck dawg, hope it doesn't turn into an Alaskan Snowdragon."
2: "Bet.

by M1rc4t March 12, 2024

Cinematic Waterboarding

When someone involuntarily subjects you to repeated watching of the same movie(s) to a point that can only be defined as torture.

As a young boy in the 80's, with two older sister, I was regularly subjected to cinematic waterboarding through Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, and Oxford Blues.

by Sweater216 May 28, 2023

Wisconsin Waterboard

When a man is in the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, and he relieves his bladder while balls deep in the woman's vagina resembling a feeling of being waterboarded but in the vaginal region instead.

"Yo, I was having sex with Kate last night, and I gave her a good ole Wisconsin Waterboard."

by US Polo Assassin February 6, 2025