Kiro was walking through the projects of Tokyo, and upon seeing a fellow gangsta he stated "Wasabi Kimosabi!"
by rad bud September 6, 2005

by w.w.a October 9, 2019

by Minty the Doombunny June 16, 2005

An award losing future bass producer that pushes arcade buttons on a DJ controller. He's cool because he has green hair.
In real life he's very awkward but very observant and fun to get to know. He mostly pushes buttons to turn off. He hopes to be the 46th president of the United States. He has green hair with purple highlights and has a cute smile. In a nutshell he's lit.
In real life he's very awkward but very observant and fun to get to know. He mostly pushes buttons to turn off. He hopes to be the 46th president of the United States. He has green hair with purple highlights and has a cute smile. In a nutshell he's lit.
1: "I wish I could be a future bass producer"
2: "Just dye your hair a bright color, like Shawn Wasabi"
2: "Just dye your hair a bright color, like Shawn Wasabi"
by vake October 23, 2017

by POOPLESMAN!@@@@!@!@@@ April 4, 2009

A condition of intense but short lived bursts of cramping, severe diarrhea and flatulence, particularly if caused by exposure to unsanitary water or food.
Andre was miserable. He gripped the toilet seat tightly and tried to ride out the wasabi calcuttas as best he could. Between the waves of unbearable pain and rude noises, he decided that perhaps eating leftover sushi was not the wisest decision he had made that day.
by Word Tumbler March 8, 2009

Those folks who go to a sushi restaurant and ask for "the real wasabi" and then proceed to eat tubs of it, as if it's ketchup, or some other easy condiment. Wasabi heads run in groups, so they feel less ostracized for their allegedly malfunctioning taste buds: taste buds that could chug wasabi like dudes down orange juice after raucous sex. No problemo. Refreshing af. Don't take a Wasabi Head to a sushi restaurant unless you're ready to experience a sinus exploding, eye watering shit show that only Stevo could trump by snorting that pasty green spice pile off the ramakin.
My Wasabi Head buddies and I are heading to the sushi restaurant tonight and we're gonna straight up drink wasabi with our rolls.
by AliLO_TheWeez December 16, 2021
