warm towel

Similar to a "red herring" a "warm towel" is a ruse to distract someones attention.

Etymology: From an environmental movement called Tidowave's events. It is recommended to members that a warm towel be brought - this implies, without stating, that Direct Action will be in effect at the event.

Margaret: "Did you find Randy or find out what happened to Teddy?"

Jamie: "Nah, it was a warm towel."

by m0r1arty December 12, 2007

Warm Sunrise

Normally you wake up in the morning and go for a piss. With this you don't get up and piss the bed letting the warmth spread over you.

I could be arsed to get up this morning, So I gave myself a warm sunrise

by dirtydom February 15, 2010

Warm and Muggy

The act of inserting the testicles into a waiting rectum. Named for the conditions required for such an insertion to be feasible.

Due to the shrinkage caused by the cold weather, he was unable to give her a warm and muggy.

by Carolyn "Biddy" Martin February 17, 2009

warm chewbacca

When you pinch a girls nipples and cum in her throat at the same time. The scream and the cum will make the Chewbacca roar.

A: did you fuck her
B: yea i gave her the warm chewbacca
A: nice

by Potty pity September 29, 2017

warm poncho

When a shirtless man gives another man a sweaty reach-around.

One time I was cold and Rolando comforted me with a warm poncho.

by longbrass9lb February 11, 2016

warm fudgesicle

When you shove a dildo up your ass, pull it out and lick the dildo clean.

It may seem disturbing to some, but Jason loves to pleasure Lindsey in the ass and enjoy a nice warm fudgesicle for dessert.

by KK Stanky Peach January 14, 2018

muke warm

It's like Luke warm, but with an M. Because who is Luke, and why is he warm. Muke warm is medium warm.

This soup is muke warm

by seg1516 January 27, 2017