Shit waft

A bad situation that someone that someone passes onto someone else and leaves them to it

Person 1: dude that guy over there just totally got me to pay all his depts off a few months ago and still hasn't paid me back.I would steer clear of him.

Person 2: damn what a shit waft. I'll definitely steer clear of him

by Mattartmancurt07 May 31, 2024

Mein Waft

A horrid piece of writing

Jesus Christ who wrote Mein Waft???

by B0N3KILL3R34 August 2, 2021

Doggie Waft

The faint smell of poo when you are having sexual intercourse doggie style.

I was pumping this slapper the other night, her doggie waft was horrendous.

by Doggie101 February 24, 2022

Fetty Waft

Stray Fentanyl smoke drifting down the sidewalk. Most commonly appearing downtown in large American cities battling the opioid crisis.

"Watch out for the Fetty Waft when we round this corner over here, its that kinda street"

by Mooglytwo August 15, 2023

No waft

A serious lack of speed, used in motorsport

“Cars got no waft mate”
“New motor then, sorted”

by Binman number 54 May 24, 2025

Box Waft

The smell that comes from a womans vagina after having sex one or more times

after having sex multiple time John turned over and said the Jeanne's box wafted

by in English I get E's August 29, 2016

arse waft

Dumb. As stupid as a steering wheel on a crock.

Imogen: Jeez mum you are such a massive arse waft. How could you have forgotten to get food for the dog.
Anne: Don't be such a prawn tit Imogen. We can get it in the morning.

by Lovecave Leroy January 23, 2019