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wrong tree

Abbreviated version of "barking up the wrong tree" which means mistakenly looking for something in a place where it will not be found. Often used to decline a general invitation before it can be specifically directed towards you.
Person A: "I heard the cops were searching your brother's house for evidence."
Person B: "Yeah, wrong tree there."

(Person A approaches two of her roommates)
Person A: "Oh, I'm so glad I ran into you guys! I really need some help cleaning the apartment."
Person B: "Wrong tree."
wrong tree by Toxic Shock! October 18, 2006

wrong on so many levels 

When something said or done is so wrong, that one cannot help but feel disdain for it on numerous metaphysical tiers.

That is to say, it breaches what is considered 'right' in more ways than one.
Person 1: 'I don't know how to tell my girlfriend that I cheated on her with her grandma...'
Person 2: 'Dude, that's just wrong on so many levels'.

wrong chat 

When you say something weirdly absurd either in a group chat or real life & need a "redo" so people don't think you're an idiot.
Joe: How's your day going today?
Bob: Pretty good man, just had sex with a couple squirrels last night
Joe: bruh what??!
Bob: wrong chat
Joe: oh okay
wrong chat by Soloin June 3, 2018

wrong-way wang 

A boner that goes completely up towards your belly button. Completely straight up, if you were to pee, you would get piss in your face. Usually occurs when one is really horny.
Dude i saw a picture of ur mom last night

And?

I got a wrong-way wang

Wow you are such an incestual freak.
wrong-way wang by Harry Schroeder #6 September 4, 2007

wrong house fool

1.A fool who chose the wrong house to steal.

2. Hitting an individual or object with a baseball bat.
Guy: Man this sure looks like a nice house to steal from.
Home Owner: Wrong House Fool!
wrong house fool by casaputas42 August 8, 2017

Wrong Thread Violation

Someone who repeatedly confuses, without remorse, what text thread they are on and posts the wrong information, pictures, comments, and memes.
We got a colossal school lesson plan sent on our text thread for the "Family" today, and we realized that it was my honey with yet another Wrong Thread Violation.
Wrong Thread Violation by Hixxz68 November 3, 2022