Ass Vortex

Loosening your sphincter muscle, allowing one to inhale Air through ones own ass, and then using that air to fart at will!

Sven tried to impress some girls by doing an ass Vortex.

by tx3000 May 2, 2010

platon vortex

Female circle jerk

The flight attendants got so horny taking about that hot guy at the that they went to their hotel room to engage in a platon vortex with him in mind!

by tsonds May 22, 2014

Consumption Vortex

The fastest was to crush beers with the boys, once you enter the consumption vortex there’s no turning back.

It’s Friday lads, time to enter the consumption vortex.

by JarritoSuds April 17, 2020

Red light vortex

This occurs most frequently when you are in a hurry or already late to be somewhere. No matter how fast you drive or what roads you take you still get stuck by every red light.

The most frustrating thing that happens is when you are approaching an intersection with a green light and just when you think you finally will catch a break.. the light turns to a quick yellow back to red.

This can be a contributing factor to inducing road rage.

Driver: Alright last call is in 20 mins guys we can make it.

15 mins later......

Passenger 1: Ok this isn't even cool.. we seriously got every red light so far.

Passenger 2: Were officially trapped in the red light vortex.. kiss that tasty cold pitcher of beer goodbye guys...

by Chris Waltham May 9, 2011

ICS Vortex

Bassist/backing vocalist for Norwegian symphonic black metal band Dimmu Borgir. I don't see how people seem to notice only Shagrath and Silenoz when Vortex (in my opinion one of the best vocalists AND bassists in the history of the universe) plays just as much of a part of the band as both of them. Normally plays a BC-Rish Warlok bass and sings cleanly, unlike Shagrath. Also looks fairly different to the other memebers of the band, since he doesn't have black hair (it's blonde) and wears very little corpsepaint (normlly just paints his face white).

Listen to "Progenies of The Great Apocalypse" or "Kings of The Carnival Creation" for the best examples of his vocals. "Sympozium" and "Allehelgens Dod I Helveds Rike" are also fairly great. ICS Vortex is my god.

by Dimmumoth September 24, 2008

meat vortex

A hole to stick your meat into; a vagina.

"Did you stick it in her meat vortex last night?"
"Who, your mom?"
"Yes."
"Eww! And yes, I did."

by daveyboy682 January 3, 2008

Consumption Vortex

when you have consumed the amount of alcohol where you have the ability to unlock 100% of your brain. exiting the simulation and entering a separate reality. the border of death but your too deep in the vortex to give a single fuck. nothing matters besides beer at this point. god bless you.

god made me to get lost in the consumption vortex

by Ryan Janka February 13, 2021