Crown Russe Vodka

An extremely cheap and popular vodka. One handle goes for roughly $9-12 and tastes awful, but after a few shots, it doesn't matter. Good to mix in drinks and get drunk fast.

A choice among college students on a budget.

"Get me a handle of Crown Russe Vodka... I don't need to break the bank to get trashed tonight."

by kmeister December 13, 2008

Vodka Dick

When one is incapable of having sex due to their inability to "get it up" because of heavy alcoholic consumption. Also see whiskey dick.

Diane wanted to fuck, but I couldn't get anything going because I had vodka dick.

by littlecheese December 28, 2005

Fleischman's vodka

n.
The cheapest vodka sold at most grocery stores. Tastes and smells like -and may actually be- rubbing alcohol. Can be used to make respectable jungle juice or screwdrivers.

Wow, I don't know which tastes worse: the Fleischman's vodka or the Montezuma's tequila.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Vodka-box

The female equivalent of whiskey-dick. When a woman has had too much to drink and although her libido is strong, her vagina don't work.

Jane was at the bar all night drinking appletinis. She went home with Rob, but when they got down to it, she succumbed to the vodka-box.

by tov84 December 20, 2010

vodka induced cockgobbler

Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.

"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"

by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008

Vodka Water

Mixed drink consisting of only vodka and water. Can also be made with tonic instead of regular water. Very low calorie therefore making it one of the healthiest mixed drinks you could have and a favorite of white girls everywhere.

Shelby's on a diet so shes only drinking vodka waters tonight.

by Florida bitch November 16, 2013

vodka colonic

(n.) The act of sodomizing someone while drunk on vodka.

In drunken confusion after drinking much Ketel, Ray gave Gabby a vodka colonic.

by The Sinator November 7, 2009