Vomit cock

When you've had too much to drink and you're stood up, taking a piss (where ever that may be) and suddenly you feel like throwing up, and do so while looking directly down.

John: "You guys won't believe what happened to me last night. I had so much to drink that I couldn't even hold it in while taking a piss."

Dave: "Sounds like you had a serious case of vomit cock."

Vomit cock by [Chaz] December 21, 2008

vomit shower 

(verb) when someone excessivley throws up their dinner due to drunken illness

the vomit shower rained upon us after marge danced around for gushers

also see Maggie Wilcox

vomit shower by muffin February 14, 2005

vomit pinata 

a. A person who expels vomit from his or her mouth with extreme force and the vomit contains "treats" such as partially digested but recognizable pieces of food.

b. The name of a band Marmar would totally be in, in which bandmembers would swallow small treats such as Tootsie rolls and Sweet tarts whole prior to the performance only to projectile vomit them onto the audience during the encore.

a. Everyone at the party thought Frank was a vomit pinata, as his narf revealed he had gorged on the complimentary cheese cubes and Swedish meatballs at the buffet table.

b. Ladies and Gentleman... we are VOMIT PINATA!!!

vomit pinata by marmar von webbington December 30, 2008

vomit comet 

Adoring nickname for the Gravitron ride that shows up at volunteer firemen's carnivals and county fairs. Usually operated by an anti social meth addict, the vomit comet plays grating 80's glam metal very loud to make your ears bleed so you don't notice your stomach unfolding inside out and your funnel cake and coke slamming back into your face a Mach 1.

Dude, no cotton candy before the tilt a whirl, no sausage before the zipper, and no liquids before the vomit comet

vomit comet by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

vomit kicker 

The act of kicking some one in the face while they are bent over vomiting up what they drank that night.

While Neil was puking up his vocal cords on the side of the road. Sam walked up to him and swiftly kicked him in the face to see what would happen.

vomit kicker by Dark Kitten March 24, 2005

vomit vortex 

The vomit vortex is created by driving at excessive speeds down the pensacola bridge following 11 hours of binge drinking. The vortex creator needs to consume fish tacos prior to departure, lean over, and puke into the car's slipstream, creating a vomit vortex.

Dude that was a vomit Vortex

vomit vortex by warion July 13, 2010

Vomit taco 

The act of vomitting on a vagina while eating it out and continuing to eat out said vagina.

Guy: may I give you a vomit taco?
Girl: what's that?
Guy: I vomit on your snatch and eat you out.
Girl: oh absolutely!

Vomit taco by Ijjjsh November 22, 2011