vocal masturbation

when you are supposed to be singing a duet, but you instead sing a solo, as coined by Glee

Ken: "I am going to sing my duet with the one person who shares my musical talent and enthusiasm... myself."

Angelina: "But isn't that like vocal masturbation?"

by music_tenor_skillz March 22, 2011

vocal girls

girls who moan and talk dirty

i love girls who are vocal

by heather December 2, 2004

Vocal Crapper

One who is having a bowel movement and makes various grunting or groaning noises when passing a turd.

Some vocal crappers may also narrate what is happening as they take a shit, this is more likely to happen as the crapper is having a Crap Attack.

Co-worker 1: Man, I could hear everything that was happening to John when he took a shit this morning.

Co-worker 2: What do you mean?

Co-worker 1: I could hear him groaning and describing what was happening when he took a shit!!

Co-worker 2:Yeah.... He is a Vocal Crapper.

by Grant2053 October 21, 2010

vocal agility

Vicak agility is the amount of weight put on your notes while singing.

Choir Teacher: Make sure your vocal agility is even while doing the rountine

Me: Ok Ms.Lowe

by Official.Me5 March 30, 2017

premature vocalization

when a song is playing and someone starts to sing the lyrics before they start in the song

Person 1: "doo doo doo da doo bum bum, On a dark desert highway..."
The Eagles: "On a dark desert highway..."
Person 2: "Hey, knock off that premature vocalization."

by D-Lynn May 12, 2010

found vocals

When a band uses random clips of people talking in their music.
a good example is in the death cab song "president of what"

"dude that song was trippy. who was that talking in the background?"

"it was found vocals man"

by shadowdouche January 31, 2010

vocal fry

A purring or rasp in the lower register of the voice, particularly at the trailing end of a word or sentence. Vocal fry had been around for a long time without attracting criticism (go listen to Billie Holiday), until someone decided there were too many women's voices in the media, and needed some excuse to criticize them without appearing sexist. Now vocal fry is one of the most egregious of sins. Men can have vocal fry too, but will never be called out on it.

"I can barely stand to listen to that newscaster's vocal fry. How did she ever get hired?"

by Tigerhorse August 14, 2015