A veteran, usually peacetime service and a desk flyer, who acts as though the fact they served with minorities makes them a expert on racial or gender problems. They often are seen on Facebook starting sentences with “My best friend in the Navy was Hispanic/Black/Asian/Gay/Bi…” They than proceed to lecture everyone with stories that are 95% bull shit about how their supposed friend “opened their eyes.” A Woke Vet differs from a Bro Vet in that Bro Vets use their service to get a “Thank you” from conservatives whereas Woke Vets use their service to score brownie points among left leaning circles.
by Aknut47 May 30, 2022
A crack vet is a stereotypical former or active service member similar to bro-vet, but will say the most outlandish, retarded, things you will ever hear, a crack vet will discriminate against younger boots and laugh at how they dress, even though they wear fruity short shorts by grunt style while wearing a backwards trucker cap, they also speak in a robotic matter and sound like Mordecai from regular show while doing it
by Mrpeaches21 January 03, 2023
I've become such a teacher's vet this year. I try to befriend all of the teacher's pets only to get some brownie points from the teachers.
by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009
The process by which any individual's accomplishments and/or creative output is deemed valid based on the virtue - or perceived virtue - of said individual. Inversely, to make eligible for censorial callout and shutdown any work or creative output of any individual deemed unvirtuous.
The painting was removed from the exhibit after the artist, who had indeed endured a troubled past, failed to survive the virtue vetting of a group of highly motivated and vocal museum supporters, who claimed to be offended by the work's inclusion in the show.
by ka the wordsmythe October 03, 2018
by Coyne November 26, 2003
Cindy McCain: "John! Just what are you doing going into the closet again with those pictures of Sarah Palin in her bathingsuit?"
John McCain: "Nothing, dear, I'm just going to vet the veep."
John McCain: "Nothing, dear, I'm just going to vet the veep."
by FigurinOutLife September 19, 2008
Vet-Bro is a term used by younger Soldiers that are triggered knowing that they couldn't hack it back in the day and by older Soldiers trying way too hard to be woke and politically correct.
Vet-Bros with their back in the day comments.
by Ssgthobro March 28, 2022