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Venusaur just pwnt yo ass!
by Dougly June 24, 2006
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Cleft of venus

The most perfect, tightest, V shaped pussy. These pussies are the Holy Grail of female genitalia. instead of saggy, ears and flaps, there 2 tight lobes that are visible.
Guy 1: Due, my girlfriends pussy is so tight!
Guy 2: she probably has a cleft of Venus.
by the rooster of cornville January 6, 2012
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1. An exceedingly long word that can be used in place of the phrase, "I want to cover my balls in ink and then stamp them onto an essay that's due tomorrow."
Chanze: Hey Sam, did you get around to finishing that essay due tomorrow?
Sam: Wait, what essay?
Chanze: The English one, retard.

Sam: Shit! Verisimilitudiocritiousnessinousism!
by MP Inc January 2, 2013
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venustraphobia

Fear, often quite debilitating, of beautiful/attractive women.

Synonym: caligynephobia
Jack says his heart-rate goes up, he starts shaking and can't think clearly when he is in the presence of an attractive woman. He has venustraphobia.
by Anonymus1984AD December 23, 2008
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Venus

A beautiful woman with an adorable personality to match. This woman is usually very carefree and playful. She will be easily broken, but strong when it comes to opinions. When you're around Venus, you can't help but to smile.
"Venus feels really strongly about not liking him!"

"Venus is gorgeous. She's my world."
by BabyIsBeautiful September 12, 2011
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Venus Snatch Trap

A girl who keeps a man only by her sexual skills.
Man why havent you ditched that bitch yet?
That bitch has me with her Venus Snatch Trap.
by tunazz June 15, 2008
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venus dragon whip

When a man forces a girl onto her knees, pulls down his pants, and gets a blowjob. When he is satisfied, he then proceeds to force her open mouth onto his penis, pushing until her lips reach the base in one swift motion. Immediately following this action, the man pulls out his erect penis and bitch slaps her across the cheek.
Person 1: Guess what dude.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: When i was getting a blowjob from my bitch yesterday, i ended it with the venus dragon whip.

Person 2: Damn!!!
by the fuckin shit January 15, 2010
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