A dude that won't own the mal effects of their own gaseous issue, instead they throw off on an unsuspecting innocent bystander.
The anal ventriloquist will cut the cheese rough then look expectantly into the middle distance with a feigned look of indignation.
Anyone that buys it inevitably shuns the nearest luckless victim with a harsh phrase or sometimes a physical threat while the AV clamps his butt cheeks and breathes a silent sigh of relief.
" Jesus you stink, pass us the gas masks then piss off"
"Christ that's fucken rotten you're arse must be on fire, fuck off an decompose somewhere else"
However when detected the AV can be the victim of similar or even harsher epithets.
The anal ventriloquist will cut the cheese rough then look expectantly into the middle distance with a feigned look of indignation.
Anyone that buys it inevitably shuns the nearest luckless victim with a harsh phrase or sometimes a physical threat while the AV clamps his butt cheeks and breathes a silent sigh of relief.
" Jesus you stink, pass us the gas masks then piss off"
"Christ that's fucken rotten you're arse must be on fire, fuck off an decompose somewhere else"
However when detected the AV can be the victim of similar or even harsher epithets.
Fuck you man, I never farted it was your fatass brother he's always opnin hiz lunch and blamin others, he's a real anal ventriloquist.
by Dickshun January 5, 2013
Get the Anal Ventriloquist mug.by Apollocreed October 8, 2008
Get the ventroll mug.Related Words
The act of inserting one's thumb into a females anus, and inserting the index and middle finger into the vagina, usually resulting in large amounts of random gibberish and uncoordinated movement from the receiver.
by baumer84 February 10, 2007
Get the ventriloquist mug.Verb - When an individual in the room announces that he ( Or she ) has gas, a third party relieves themself of their own built up flatulence. Thus directing the blame to the individual that announced having gas.
Chris: "That tuna casserol was delicious, but I think Its giving me trouble down south."
Tom: *Procedes to let loose a SBD
Travis: "OH WTF CHRIS YOU FARTED DIDNT YOU!"
Chris: "WTF noo?"
Tom: *Snickers* "Yeah that was me, I dropped a ventrilifart."
Tom: *Procedes to let loose a SBD
Travis: "OH WTF CHRIS YOU FARTED DIDNT YOU!"
Chris: "WTF noo?"
Tom: *Snickers* "Yeah that was me, I dropped a ventrilifart."
by Str8Rollin February 13, 2010
Get the Ventrilifart mug.by smoker89 February 24, 2010
Get the ventriloquism mug.Whilst fisting a woman a man cups his hand into a 'c' shape and squeezes and unsqueeze the inner Virgina walls of her monkey hole making her moan.
by Meowzic October 2, 2017
Get the Ventriloquism mug.1.Someone who imitates farting sounds.
2.Someone who farts loudly, and claims they're a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist to cover it up.
2.Someone who farts loudly, and claims they're a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist to cover it up.
1.When I grow up, I wanna be a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!
2.Either your ass just exploded, or you're a very good beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!
2.Either your ass just exploded, or you're a very good beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!
by carfreak17 December 4, 2005
Get the Beat-boxing ass ventriloquist mug.