NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

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Rice vending machine

When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out

Person 1: I did a rice vending machine last night

by Geo raptor October 5, 2021

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Vending Valkyrie

Someone who wanders over to an obviously empty vending machine and stares at it for several minutes in the hope that through sheer will power alone the vending machine will magically refill itself.

He stared at me with that vacant look for several minutes like a Vending Valkyrie.

by Tiglath June 24, 2015

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Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

by Anti-Texas March 23, 2010

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vended

a band where 2 slipknot founders made a band. BUT THEY ARE NOT SLIPKNOT 2 SO STOP FUCKING COMPARING THEM TO EACH OTHER.

man 1: have you heard of vended?

man 2: yeah, Corey Taylor's son band

man 1: yeah but dont compare them to slipknot, they are completely different from there fathers

by tdogino November 19, 2021

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