Vaginal Tetris

1. When you have multiple dicks that need to fit into your rotation and you have to decide what dick is going where, when.
2.When you are surrounded by multiple dicks and they need to be accommodated at the same time.

What did you do this weekend? "I played vaginal tetris and I leveled up"

by Tarendactyl January 11, 2016

hamster vagina

When you're naked and playing with your hamster or other small rodent and it decides, against your permission, to crawl inside of your vagina and not come out until forced. Sometimes, it will have a sexy adventure.

Oh no!!! My hamster is inside of my vagina!!! I think I have hamster vagina! Help!

by Rad E April 7, 2016

Vagina cartwheels

An elaborate sexual maneuver involving weeks of preparation and a large initial cost investment (should be avoided by all but the most committed and enthusiastic individuals). Supplies needed: octopus, gym membership, a fun-loving and adventure-seeking spirit, more lube than you've ever used in your life, an on-site surgeon (in case of disaster) and Grimm's Book of Fairy Tales.

Instructions:
1) become extremely fit as a member of your local gym or community center.
2) purchase a salt water tank and octopus-- preferably a Caribbean reef octopus for its lovely indigo hue, but the common Octopus vulgaris will do.
3) *ANIMAL CRUELTY INVOLVED IN THE FOLLOWING STEP* De-tentacle the octopus, and desert the body in the appropriate biohazard container of your choice. Preserve the tentacles in your salt water tank.
4) Read your partner, in the accent of your choice, the most fucked-up of Grimm's Fairy Tales. Excellent choices include Little Red Riding Hood and Hansel & Gretel.
4) For every murmur of horror they admit, slap your partner's genitalia with the tentacles.
5) Repeat until the fairy tales are complete or the tentacles no longer have any live neurons and cannot move on their own.
6) Afterwards, do cartwheels to air out one's vagina! THE VAGINA CARTWHEEL IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT THIS PROCESS.

THIS SEXUAL MANEUVER IS ILLEGAL IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES AND PUERTO RICO.

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED*

(post-traumatic stress disorder a distinct possibility)

"My, what large teeth you have!" *gasp of horror* *slapping noise*

"Hey, I hear Henry F. is super-into Vagina Cartwheels!"

by the love pad November 12, 2012

Vaginal Baggage

A woman who uses here femininity to get what she wants out of others in a deceitful manner to suit her own needs, while psychotically and hypocritically accusing others of doing the same. She will lie, cheat, and basically do anything to get leverage on others.

Yo that bitch comes around here unloading her vaginal baggage on everyone because she doesn't want to follow the rules and reality is too overwhelming for her. There isn't a tampon in the world that can hold that amount of vaginal baggage. In other words, bitch needs to go.

by Genna tayleeah May 12, 2013

vagina stomp

when a girl is on top riding her partner's penis and all of a sudden it slips out and she goes back down on it when the penis is not lined up to insert itself into the vagina therefore hitting the bone and creating a vicious bend of the penis causing pain to the dick area

So last night was really good until she vagina stomped me.

by Luke G May 18, 2008

Vagina heartbeat

This happens when you get really horny and a nerve in your vagina jumps

Jaclyn: "yesterday David was over my house kissing my neck "
Rachel:" did you do anything with him "
Jaclyn: "No...i was so horny I was getting heartbeats in my vagina "
Rachel: "Vagina heartbeats!!"

by Ciswavy May 8, 2018

Vagina

The most magical place in all the world.

Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: I'm going to the most magical place in all the world!
Person 1: Jamaica??
Person 2: No idiot! The vagina.
Person 1: Lucky...

by Hawkman92 May 21, 2009