Vaginal Entitlement

a woman sometimes american with beauty rating of 7.5+ or better who acts/speaks on a daily basis as if they deserve money, gifts, guys attention, a nice car & overall the best in life simply because they think they are pretty on exterior & can use their vagina to get it, but yet won't do anything like real work to get ahead in life.

You see this chick walking with the gucci glasses, LV shoes, & Hermes bag ignoring those guys trying to politely say hello? she is the definition of vaginal entitlement, perhaps if they had gift bags to give her...

by Single Travel Dude October 31, 2012

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vagincubus

1: a shade of purple not known to man (can not be described in words)

2: the result of a castration

3: an item that is forcefully propelled by vaginal muscles having a velocity of at least 3 mph (object must weigh a minimum of 52 grams or 1.83 oz)

1: The boy's dyed their hair vagincubus.

2: John had a huge vagincubus under his penis.

3: Gwen's vagincubus was a Sprite can and a cell phone.

by Nathan_Explosion August 5, 2008

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Vagina Spiders

Vagina Spiders are spider-like creatures that live in middle-aged women's vaginas. They are mainly caused by being lazy, arrogant, and sleeping with men out of their league. Vagina Spiders are extremely territorial, biting anyone that steps in their presence; or should I say "sticks" in their presence. They reproduce by laying eggs in mattresses, though they must change bedding grounds every 5 years. A vagina spider fears nothing, so they are dangerous to all men. If you wake up in the morning in her bed and you have bite marks; immediately go to the hospital. Also, DO NOT come into contact with other men, because you were attacked by a Vagina spider and now carry them. If the woman you were sleeping with has Vagina Spiders, DO NOT come in close contact with her. Not only will the spiders know you are in their presence again, but their next attack will be deadly.

Guy: "Did you sleep with that girl Tina?"
Another Guy: "Yeah! That bitch had Vagina Spiders!"
Guy: "Oh hell no!"

by Lardassinator-9000 April 17, 2022

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Car's Vagina

The annoying vaginal looking crevice between a car seat and the centre console that swallows cellphones, wallets, keys, credit cards, and other unsuspecting items. Often times so tight that items must be retrieved using screwdrivers, hooks, or a complete readjustment of the Car's Vagina by moving the seat to its extreme outer limits.

Damn it. I can't find my cellphone again. It's probably in the damned Car's Vagina again.

by Bigmykale June 20, 2018

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