Actively Unemployed

A situation in which a person is completely content while living off of unemployment benefits and thus makes a concerted effort to remain jobless until all unemployment benefits have been exhausted.

Chris: Any luck finding a job this week man?

Greg: Heck no, I am actively unemployed right now!! My life is too good with all this free time off plus I get my unemployment pay... I am not even considering getting another job until my benefits run out. You up for a drink tonight??

by halfway_crooks November 12, 2009

unemploded

To be unemployed for so long that you become fat and bloated.

Your mother is so fat and lazy she's become unemploded. Your mother is so unemploded her state assistance checks get lost in her rolls.

by Jussi Hauge May 18, 2008

unemployeet

A term, signifying a recent job one may have lost.

Mike : Did you hear about John?

Dave : No dude, what the happened?

Mike : He got unemployeeted.

Dave : That’s crazy bro...

by RealFreshDefine August 21, 2019

UTMP

Undertale Multiplayer - A Fangame for the game "Undertale"

Dude 1: Bro when UTMP release
Moderator: no >:(
Dude 1: NOOOOOO
*Dude 1 Got banned*

by Gemmyyy July 28, 2021

UTMPGem

Gem - Very epic youtube Content Creator

P1: Yo, you heard of this dude
P2: What dude???
P1: Uhhh... I think his name was Gem? UTMPGem?
P2: Oh yeah that dude i hate him
P1: Me too

by Gemmyyy July 28, 2021

French uptempo

You enjoy having your ears bleed. It is very debatable if this can even be considered music. You can find this abomination of creation on a channel called Frenchcore Hardcore.

Person 1: Yo, I like listening to French uptempo
Person 2: I like pushing through the Maginot Line and slaughtering innocent French people.

by He's_a_submarine_he's_a_submaa December 3, 2022

Uptempos

A Brand of Nike Shoes that have brite colors that reminice of the eightys. Often reffered to as UpTemps

ive been strollin in my new uptemps.

by Wiggity Wack January 11, 2004