unemploded

To be unemployed for so long that you become fat and bloated.

Your mother is so fat and lazy she's become unemploded. Your mother is so unemploded her state assistance checks get lost in her rolls.

by Jussi Hauge May 18, 2008

Unemployer

The company that lays you off but gives you 2 months notice so that you have to come in day in and day out, completely unmotivated and depressed, before you're utterly jobless. You're employed, and yet, unemployed, like how vampires are undead. Who is responsible for this wretched state of being? Your Unemployer.

Man! My unemployer keeps changing my severance package! I can't quit cause I need to collect Unemployment benefits, and they expect my production to stay up! My unemployer is WACKED!

by Chi Lai March 3, 2009

shake hands with the unemployed

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Unemployed Behavior

An aspiring social media influencer who will film themselves doing stupid, embarrassing, illegal, heartless pranks with the goal of going viral and making a career on the internet.

He stole an old ladies dog and filmed it for clout. I can't stand this unemployed behavior

by ttaasss June 16, 2023

shaking hands with the unemployed

jerkin off

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

unemployee

Someone who recently had a job, but lost it in this depressed economic climate.

There are too many unemployees up in here.

I'm an unemployee of GM.

by ESLer June 11, 2009

Pre-unemployed

Knowing that a layoff is imminent and therefore coasting through the last few days of work.

I have a meeting with HR later this week to get my walking papers. Since I’m now pre-unemployed, I might as well have a beer with lunch today.

See funemployment

by jesride January 11, 2010