donation to the urination station

just a fun way of saying ya gotta use the bathroom

My compliments to the chef... now if you'd excuse me, I have to go make a donation to the urination station.

by Brian Walking July 24, 2006

urinal protocol

The unwritten, unmentioned male code of conduct strictly governing behaviour in a public restroom.

Urinal protocol dicktates (pardon the pun) that every male must make due effort to accommodate a buffer urinal if possible. In situations when a buffer urinal is not possible, the pissor must engage in mindless, inane, random conversation with his fellow piss-ees- a phenomenon known as urinal talk. The highest rule of urinal protocol governs eye contact. Eyes must remain straight ahead in a zombie-like stare, and finish with only a brief glance downward (at your putz) during the final shake. While a brief glance at the face of a fellow piss-ee is an acceptable part of urinal talk, a 30 second jaw-agape stare at his dong is un-cool. Similarly, while placing a hand on the wall above the urinal to steady one's self is acceptable (especially when drunk), placing one's hand on another's sholder is not too cool. Urinal talk must never lead to the pissor urinating on the shoes of the piss-ee.

Urinal protocol evolved as a means to deal with urinal anxiety (also referred to as being pee shy) and it's corresponding eccentric behaviour. Restroom owners may erect (pardon the pun) a shame shield as a method of dealing with urinal anxiety and encourage compliance with the time-tested "urinal protocol".

Damn, Frank is such an idiot. He was standing at the trough staring at the black guy's dick.

by Frank Klaune February 20, 2005

urinal

That thing us guys piss in.

Girl: What is that funny looking thing on the wall in the men's bathroom?

Guy: That's a urinal.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

urinator

one who dives under water in search of something, as for pearls; a diver (from L. urinare < urinor, to plunge under water, dive)

In Latin there is a curious twist in that whereas urina means “urine,” the verb urinare means “to dive,” and to the Romans a urinator was a diver - an example of a deceptive cognate.

Two species of this bird (the loon), Urinator imber and the red-throated diver, Urinator lumme, frequent our northern waters.

by tsuwm February 28, 2011

Urinal jack

The act of masturbating or rubbing/cranking one out at the urinal.

It was a busy day at work, luckily I had enough time for a ole urinal jack!!!

by Steve and doug October 2, 2019

urinalsexual

It is basically where you are attracted to urinals and you get happy when you use them.

Friend: I got hard when I used the urinal.
You: That makes you urinalsexual.

by Lababababs June 27, 2023

urnange

An epic replacement for the blasphemic word "orange".

Parker: "Man I love orange juice"
(everyone glares at Parker, due to his obvious poor choice in words)
Parker: (realizing his mistake) "Ah! I mean urnange!"
(everyone proceeds to slap Parker for being a downy)

by unablehammar July 29, 2009