unfortunately straight

Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.

Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.

Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.

by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024

Unfortunate

When you’re hungover to high hell and your mom alerts you that you’re picking her up two hours away

That is beyond unfortunate man

by Swiller21 May 7, 2023

poor unfortunate dome

brain/head/neck that you want and don't want at the same time. also a famous song.

hey uber driver, have you ever heard of poor unfortunate dome?

by dome man November 28, 2023

Unfortunance

Unfortunance an unfortunate and unintended event or occurrence, usually resulting in injury or property damage.
It is unfortunate.

I'm sorry for this unfortunance, but you'll make it through this.

by azhapu December 14, 2022

Unfortunate love

Usually, in movies or shows, one, the protagonist falls in love with somebody, but the person they love breaks their heart.

“he has unfortunate love…”

by Mr. Gupta August 8, 2023

Unfortunate

Unfortunate is a popular word in class.
The word started to became popular in the class when a boy said it 24/7.

"Can I get my EMS notes out of my locker?"
"No."
"Well that's unfortunate "

by sKsSk February 8, 2020

Unfortunity

An unfortunate opportunity. Can be used to describe opportunistic events where the outcome ends up being less fortunate than expected.

A: Janet had sex with Edgar.
B: What an unfortunity since they didn't find out they were cousins until after the family reunion.

by Zeus Aurel August 19, 2020