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Captain Underpants

The fearless sergeant at the Battle of Gettysburg, who single-handedly vanquished the entire Confederate army in one swift fart. Unfortunately, he was killed in battle, and is still remembered to this day as the nudest hero of the Civil War. He was buried in his own soil in Piqua, Ohio.
David: I just read about the one and only Captain Underpants.
Jake: He was such a great man.
Both: Amen
by Ezyman07 April 17, 2018
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underpants gnomes

Small characters made up on the show South Park. The underpants gnomes are small gnomes that sneak into your house at night to steal your underpants and somehow make a profit out of it.
Gaaaaah! The underpants gnomes are stealing my last pair of tighty whities.
by Sidney Vicious April 23, 2003
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uppercunt

Sometimes you might find you're being pursued by cunt. There may be something attached to it. It may be screaming something at you. This is irrelevant. A cuntchop may temporarily subdue the rabid cunt. A cuntslap will be laughed off the court. You've got to uppercunt that shit. POW! Right in the kisser.

Uppercunt; the heinous act of a powerful upward-punch in the lady-lips.
1. Some bitch was makin' eyeballs at me earlier. I was all "if you don't back off, there's an uppercunt over here with your name on, grandma!"
by twotoTandy March 27, 2008
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underquote

A gesture involving air quotes performed in an underhanded fashion used to covertly suggest sexual innuendos in a normal conversation.

In more relaxed environments, but not enough so to use phrases such as "that's what she said," the audible underquote can be put into play. It consists of a grander underquoting motion coupled with the words, "Oh yeah!"

Origin: Though the true origin is unknown, the gesture was quickly adopted by Virginia Tech's Marching Virginian's saxophone section in the fall of 2007. It later spread to college students at CalPoly and UCSD. From there on, knowledge of the underquote has spread throughout the country.

Future: The goal of the underquote is to spread its geniusness like wildfire. When introducing newcomers to the idea of the underquote, veterans must state it as an "unstoppable juggernaut of humor." Side quests include putting the underquote on national television and having a politician use it at some point.
Sally: Good morning everyone, this presentation is about the new standards in wood length.
Jeff: *underquote*

Steve: It's pouring outside. I was extremely wet even before reaching around Patrick's flat.
Jeff: "Ooohhh yeahhhh!" *underquote*
Steve: Nasty bastard.
by 881 September 28, 2008
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Double Undercut

A card control move used in sleight of hand tricks where a card is placed into the deck, two groups of cards from the bottom are cut to the top, and the card that was originally placed ends up at the top of the deck.
Magician: now place your card into the deck, and now I will cut it a few times...
Joseph: I saw you obtain a pinky break, was that a double undercut?
Magician: ah, you got me!
by BobbyRenzobbi September 2, 2022
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underpantsing

To Pants someone but to pull there underwear down simultaneously weather purposely or on accident
Dude that kid got underpants in front of EVERYONE, they saw his junk and everything

Yo i was Underpantsing this and he punched me, It was a freakin accident i just wanted to pants him
by Devon K May 30, 2008
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Underpants Recruitment

The style and method of recruitment conducted by lone-wolf third party recruiters. Usually from their bedrooms where the dress code allows them to wear only their underpants.
- Did the guy get you an interview for that developer job?

- Yes, but I had to pay my own bar bill because he's a practitioner of Underpants Recruitment.
by ChewyLouis August 8, 2014
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