Twidow

The description of a woman who lost her man to Twitter. The obsession of a womans spouse that uses Twitter over face to face conversation with his spouse.

That poor women, She's a twidow

by myPBC September 19, 2009

Dick Twiddling

The act of not doing anything productive. When someone is "Dick Twiddling" they are usually not doing what is supposed to be done.

Johnny, stop your dick twiddling and pay attention to the road!

or

What were you doing the whole time, twiddling your dick?

by Besenji March 15, 2009

twidgets

Twins who are midgets

I can never tell those twidgets apart.

by Alex Packard January 2, 2009

Twidiot

A person with equal amounts of arrogance and ignorance who not only does not think before they speak but actually thinks the rest of the world wants to know what's on their mind.

How long is this TWIDIOT going to be President???

by DanaLK August 19, 2017

twidi

A small black person living ilegally in Australia who steals to survive and have food to eat. He lives on a dingy with his black dad and white mum who are both prostitutes earning hard money.

Oh look that kid's a twidi I heard that his mum fucked Billy last night.

by Kyle Mauger May 6, 2005

Twidled

Cooled out on some global pirate shit. For example, your walking along by your lonesome and all of a sudden a maxed out nigga like RAMBO comes along and twidles you. He puts you on!

"Yo, remember that time I twidled you? That was extra cutty shit.

by Master DMT January 14, 2008

twiddlebang

1. female masturbation

1. omg, their singer is so hot, I gotta have myself a twiddlebang now!

by 365daygirl February 7, 2010