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takingston

Takingston is hot, funny, and protective. He seems weird at first but once you get to know him you will be best friends. He is nice and loving but only if you show him love in return. He gets angry easily, but can be calmed down if you handle it the right way. Takingston just wants to be treated with kindness and respect, which he deserves. He is most compatible with the zodiac sign leo. Takingston is very protective of his friends and family and would.
Takingston would fight someone to protect a friend.
by Takingston April 6, 2021
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takin’ a turd

I’m in here takin’ a turd!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021
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Taking one for the Team

v. to take one for the team is best seen in the example.

also known as: "jumping on the grenade"
Joe and his four other male friends go to a bar. They come across four very hot women, and one ugly one. Joe, being the good and pure one to his friends, gets with the ugly one to spare his friends the agony.

Buddy 1: "Hey, have you guys seen Joe?"

Buddy 2: "Yea i saw him an hour ago, he left with a real fat grenade"

Buddy 3: "That Joe guy is a good man cause he always takes one for the team"
by Reggie Regg November 23, 2003
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Taking a Fart

When you go to take a poop and only a fart comes out.
Scott: Billy did you shit your pants in there or what?
Billy: No, I was only taking a fart.
by Jorge Dentino November 3, 2010
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kicking ass and taking names

Phrase used in reference to someone or something that is having multiple successes in succession. kicking ass - Kicking someone or something's ass, beating, defeating an opponent at a task. taking names - Recording a list of future contestants who will have also be beaten or defeated in the defined task.
Aunt Betty-Joe was kicking ass and taking names at bingo last night.
by Jesse Bilsten April 28, 2006
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taking a shit

The act of defecating. Nothing to do with actual taking of feces.
Also, can be used to describe something that has almost become non-functioning or is poorly performing.
Not to be confused with giving a shit.
Joe is taking a shit.
or
The stock market is taking a shit today.
or
I got half way up that last hill and then my transmission started taking a shit.
by cagerat December 29, 2007
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