Zach Twaddle

A kid who says lol in every single sentence, and sometimes for no reason.

Owen: "Sup"

Zach Twaddle: "Lol"
Owen: "What you doing?"
Zach: "playin fortnite ol"

by Brendonator June 13, 2018

Toff Twaddling

When a Posh Toff stumbles over their words and stutters.

We went out of our way to ger..erm...or....er..er

Quit your Toff Twaddling and spit it out!

by KebabStar January 6, 2021

twaddler

Twat waddler. Obnoxious woman (often fat and otherwise generally disgusting) who appears to have a corn cob shoved up her ass when she walks. She is of little use in general, talks too much, and often has a voice which rapes your ears. It's usually all one can do to avoid the twaddler invoking the natural, undeniable, involuntary physical reflex of a punch to the throat after any conversation over a few seconds in length.

The fat obnoxious twaddler was so busy running off at the mouth as she twaddled down the stairs, that she tripped and fell the rest of the way down, breaking every bone in her disgusting body.

by thejtluv November 15, 2010

Clit twaddler

Someone who plays with clits in excessiveness. A form of cursing used in place of dick sucker.

Shut the fuck up you Clit twaddler!

by Mr. CP September 26, 2006

twaddeling

gender specific for females,to not wear underwear

ON my first date with her ,she stated that she was twaddeling!

by kram21 January 12, 2009

thaddy

Short for Thanos Daddy, implying that someone finds Thanos sexually attractive, and would like for him to be their daddy.

mer: if you drop a coin in one of thaddy’s chin slots, you get to ride his face all night long
me: sorry, what?

by liabells June 2, 2019

Twaddle

Verb.

To twirl one's toupee on a fingertip.

Origin: MadLibs + Sugar + Boring class

There is a rumor going around that my neighbor likes to twaddle his toupee.

by Nerd Girl March 18, 2008