Lack Toast and Taller Rent

When your landlord increases the rent on your condominium to the point that you don't even have the money to buy a toaster.

My landlord just increased the rent on my condo, now I can't afford that fancy new smart toaster I've been waiting to buy. I guess you could call this predicament "lack toast and taller rent".

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021

tiller

to drink wine or alcohol out of a vagina.

He gave that bitch a vodka tiller, and got really fucked up.

by Chechen_Rebel October 2, 2009

Tulley

Tulley \t(ul)-ley\
In Scottish, the name Tulley means- peaceful.

It is also a variant of Tully (Irish, Gaelic), meaning "mighty people".

The name Tulley is most often used as a boy name or male name

Tulley loves the fact that almost no one else has his name

by texasrebel August 18, 2011

tufler

joint, spliff, doobie, marijuana, bifta, charlie plasterer.

"Is someone gonna spark a tufler then or am I gonna shoot you all ?"

by Foyf January 21, 2003

penn and teller

n. a sexual act. the setup is the most important part - the female is looking toward a window. the male is penetrating the female from behind, while his buddy waits quietly in the closet. at an opportune time, the two switch seemlessly. the first male quietly walks out of the room and pops up in front of the window the unassuming female is facing. MAGIC!

after i gave her a good donkey punch, me and gary moved in for the penn and teller... worked like a charm, till she cut his dick off.

by Donald Jones December 7, 2006

Story Teller

A person who gathers bits and pieces of people's life stories and fills the often large gaps with his own stupid imagination and tends to fabricate a highly incorrect and false reflection of the truth. A person who can't tell the truth and lives in a fantasy world with no resemblance to reality. Frequently plagued my mental instabilities and psychological dysfunction. Perhaps even prone to suffering a personality disorder.

Nick is a big time story teller. I wouldn't trust a word he says.

by sericesmb16 January 21, 2015

tiller time

Time spent at the tiller of a boat. Sailors often "Jones" for this.

Sioux gets alot of "tiller time' when we sail down wind.

Jesse, let's go pop some "tiller time". The wind is blowing fifteen knots.

by SiouxMac August 28, 2010