Trench Coats

1. A type of coat which drapes down to your lower knees or near your feet. Occasionally has inner and/or deep pockets to carry materials.

2. A type of clothing that is infamously known by pretty much everyone in existence today from the Trench Coat Mafia who terrorized Columbine back in 1999.

3. I wear this kind of clothing and it scares the shit out of people.

4. If you wear it, you get severely steroetyped by pretty much anyone (even cops, who banned me from the mall for 'shoplifting'. They didn't like the coat, I presume).

Example 1: Me: I love my Trench Coat. It's so warm.

Example 2: Me: The Trench Coat Mafia made a bad name for these cool ass coats.

Example 3: Scared Citizen: Get that coat away from me!

Trench Coat Wearer: Fuck off, I ain't leaving buddy.

Example 4: Cop: I'm gonna have to let you leave, son.

Random Guy: Why, officer?

Cop: You shoplifted, didn't you?

Random Guy: Uh, no I didn't.

Cop: Well, the Trench Coat pretty much gives it away. You're banned for a year. If you come back, you'll be arrested.

Random Guy: I'm getting tired of this place, anyways. (Whispering) Fucking stereotype...

by Mister E. February 14, 2004

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Trench Dweller

A Trench Dweller lurks on many college campus's around the US. This creature is known for picking up war pigs, swamp donkeys, and sloths. You can usually spot a Trench Dweller if it is wearing a green tonga and clashing apparel. He is highly known for picking up pigs, donkeys, and sloths and telling his "boys" stories about it in great detail and making this creature that he banged more attractive than it really was. A Trench Dweller has no shame and has usually never heard of the word "standards".

Bro 1: "Bro, did you just see that Trench Dweller?"
Bro 2: "Yea, it just walked out with a 4'11" 170lbs wilder-beast of a creature under his right arm and that greasy swamp donkey under his left arm."

by PlautParty October 31, 2009

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