triget

A tranvestite thats also a midget

" I got so hammered last night that I woke up with a triget in my bed"

by ooopsiboopedmypants May 11, 2006

Trident dick

an extremely large, erect penis with three separate heads. Often used in Indian pornography to cut budgets. Has the ability to pleasure three cavities, but does not receive three-fold pleasure itself.

Dude 1: Scariest shit last night at Luke's
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: We were all joking about who had the bigger package and the conversation really got tense. Jeff kept saying his was the biggest and we told him there was no way. He freaked out and yelled " I have a trident dick!" and then we all lost it and couldn't stop laughing. Then he started to cry and just whipped it out. It looked exactly like Poseidon's trident.
Dude 2: Word?
Dude1: Word.

by pleasurelover115 November 2, 2010

Trident

A minecraft tool that does 8/9 damage normally it is a very good but rare tool you can get these can only be obtained after killing a drowned in the videogame minecraft

Hold on I just found a drowned underwater with a trident I'm going to kill it with my looting 3 sword to see If i get

by Mikeymac._.96 February 3, 2021

trigonometry

(n.) A set of mathematical rules that enable one to find the angles of a triangle from one other angle and the length of sides, or vice versa. Operates with the help of sine, cosine and tangent (which are actually ratios, but since kids nowdays have scientific calculators nobody cares), and is used in the real world for measuring the height of a structure without expensive equipment. See also cosine rule and pythagoras' threorum

Trigonometry was the highlight of my day....


Okay, what's the hypotenuse again? And we have the opposite aswell? So what do we use now? Sine, cosine, tangent?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Neptune's trident

One of the Holy Grail sexual acts. This involves one man and three women. The lucky man will have one woman on his penis and one hand in each of the other two women. This makes him look like Neptune's tri-pronged trident.

And like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.

Nick: "I scored big the other day, I hit on three chicks and they did Neptune's trident with me."
Dude: "Way to go my man! You IS a sex god!"

by Wizards Sleeve May 22, 2007

trident cock

a 4 foot penis with trident spear tip.
not typically used for intercouse but more for battle.

1. Paul has a huge trident cock

2. dude have u seen the blades on his trident cock

3. yo man check out my trident cock stab wound

by Cassie J October 26, 2008

The Trident

Fingering technique used by the pros. You use your thumb, middle finger, and pinky to penetrate your vagina, vagooch, and asshole. (similar to the shocker)

Dude that kid has a vagooch! He probably uses the trident on himself often.

by zergleman1 January 19, 2011