Treadmill Moms

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.

The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

treadmilling

The act of running on a treadmill

Since it is pitch black outside joey is going treadmilling

by SHMEAL ickbaharack March 29, 2009

Treadmilling

The act of running on a treadmill.

Seeing the guinea pigs treadmilling in the pet store, Gilbert Banger realized that the one night stands he was already getting tired of, amounted to treadmilling, so he stopped whoremongering and began to search for a woman who he would like to marry.

by but for September 24, 2017

Treadmilling

When a man stands with his legs apart on a treadmill while jacking off. Meanwhile his partner lays at the end of the treadmill belt and catches the drops with there mouth.

We were treadmilling all night

by Wiffleballwaffle July 21, 2021

tredell

Kind and gentle boy who loves Courtney

That Tredell really won’t stop staring into Courtney’s soul. I can tel he really wants her. He’d treat her right if she lets him love her.

by WhoretneyD March 6, 2018

Wet Treadmill

The magnum opus of humanities thousands of years of evolution and work. When someone calls you a Wet Treadmill, you are basically God to them. A Wet Treadmill is the kind of person you hear about all the time, but never actually meet. The pure sight of a Wet Treadmill will make your eyes orgasm and you fall to your knees, begging the Wet Treadmill to never leave. Wet Treadmill life spans are short though, so enjoy them while they last.

"You're, you're a Wet Treadmill..."
*shockwave ensues*
"IM COOOOMING"

"Have you ever met a Wet Treadmill?"
"Yes, it was the best experience of my life."

by ShaggyIguana October 5, 2020

trendell

A Big Guy. He enjoys late night texts with Winkle, Brunch with Barton, and long walks on the beach with Elwood. Some hobbies are mud fighting, wet t-shirt contests, and hugs from behind. Trendell is limited by his defects which include hips, groin, knees, and most of all his beefy ankles.

Did you see that Trendell over there?

Yeah he was a big guy.

I just spotted a wild Trendell.

No that was just an 86 year old man.
Oh well he acted like a Trendell

by Straight Outta Prep October 9, 2015