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Tortellini Transition

When one is fucking and decides to change the holes, the period in between fucking each hole is called a tortellini transition.
Aye I was fucking Mary the other day and she sharted during the tortellini transition.
by DeadassMan January 18, 2017
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OTS oahu transit services

OTS stands for Oahu transit services , they believe urban dictionary is a sufficient source for evidence even though anyone can add anything here as a made up meaning there fore anything on urban dictionary is not a creditable source
Person 1 : I currently work for OTS

Person 2: what is OTS
Person 1: Oahu transit services
OTS Oahu transit services
by Random texan August 28, 2018
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Poking Transmitted Disease(PTD)

On Facebook when you poke someone on facebook, you poke everyone they've poked, and everyone they've poked...this is how PTD's are spread
Guy 1: I just poked her on facebook

Guy 2: yeah, but she's poked like over 100 people as well

Guy 1: so i could possibly have poking transmitted disease(PTD)

Guy 2: afraid so

Guy 1: damn it
by movieguy92 March 20, 2011
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transitive butt property

How to tell if someone's butt is stupid.

The Transitive Butt Property clearly states that the stupidity of someone's butt is greater than or equal to the stupidity of that person's head.

stupid (butt) >or= stupid (head)
by discoblob October 26, 2003
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in transit

To be in route from one location to another. May be associated with out of pocket.
Sorry Tom is unavailable, he is in transit
by FirePhreak June 19, 2006
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Transition Lenses

An unfortunate development in the world of eye correction, transition lenses are intended as an amazing hybrid between sunglasses and the regular prescription kind. In reality, however, they are a gross bastardization of all things acceptable in the world of mainstream eyecare.

Alas, transitions never quite make it to either side of the glasses-sunglasses fence. Instead, they stay perpetually in an awkward shade of dark purple, keeping the wearer "in the dark" in more ways than one. In other words, when you look like a freakazoid insect, it tends to make the whole social skills thing a little harder.

It is generally accepted that the transition lense-wearing population is self-selecting. In other words, only those who like or don't mind looking like skeletor will choose to purchase the atrocities. However, it is believed by some that the lenses are in fact recommended TO weird people specifically by optometrists, perhaps as a public service to help others easily identify the undesirables.

If you or someone you know wears transition lenses regularly, it is advised that you quit immediately. Former wearers show higher success rates in life than current wearers, though it is best to have never worn transition lenses.
That guy wearing transition lenses is too busy being excited about never having to change his pairs to realize that he will never get laid.
by Sugoisama July 22, 2010
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Sexually Transmitted Disease

a disease or illness passed through sexual intercourse, exchange of bodily fluids. one partner must have the condition to pass it on. sex, oral sex, anal sex, kissing, or any type of touch from open area to open area can connect to abstract one. more commonly known as an STD
Ben passed on AIDS which is an Sexually transmitted disease.
by Siddalee February 7, 2003
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