A TP, Tom Patrick, is a term for a person who lives their life at home and never goes out. A TP can be any person who spends most of their time playing a games console, pc or watching tv.
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It resembles Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and lurks in light environments such as offices.
It has an extremely sarcastic sense of humour and has a heart made of cold stone.
No one actually knows what the abbreviation 'TP' stands for but it has been said it could stand for. Total Prat, Tiny Penis, Telephone Pole (due to it's thin appearance)
It resembles Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and lurks in light environments such as offices.
It has an extremely sarcastic sense of humour and has a heart made of cold stone.
No one actually knows what the abbreviation 'TP' stands for but it has been said it could stand for. Total Prat, Tiny Penis, Telephone Pole (due to it's thin appearance)
Crofts: By gosh. The TP just walked past and I got a whiff of Benson & hedges mixed with Gold Blend and 8-day-old urine.
Bates: Huuuuughhhh, yeah, he stinks. I could smell it earlier but I thought it was just JJ's teeth and I couldn't see TP anywhere in the office. Huuuuughhhh.
Crofts: Oh, it's probably because he's sitting next to the coat hanger, over there.
Bates: Huuuuuughhhh. Oh yeah. If he's sarcastic to me one more time, I swear I'm gonna Fu*k him right up, you understand? I said you understand huuuuuuughhhh.
Bates: Huuuuughhhh, yeah, he stinks. I could smell it earlier but I thought it was just JJ's teeth and I couldn't see TP anywhere in the office. Huuuuughhhh.
Crofts: Oh, it's probably because he's sitting next to the coat hanger, over there.
Bates: Huuuuuughhhh. Oh yeah. If he's sarcastic to me one more time, I swear I'm gonna Fu*k him right up, you understand? I said you understand huuuuuuughhhh.
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