peters township redneck

a guy from peters that drives a pick up truck and probably has an instagram name that isn’t his actual name tends to post pictures of the deer he has killed and tends to wear loose baggy jeans with work boots and flannels to school and everywhere else might wear baseball hats a lot and probably does yard work for a part time job

though this may sound like your typical redneck, this type of redneck is very different it’s a PETERS TOWNSHIP redneck

that peters township redneck posted some videos of his truck with some super bad country music playing in the background on his snap story the other day

by janetjanetsquared July 31, 2018

Middle township high school

A school located in CMCH New Jersey and it’s filled with drama, bugs, mice and snakes (both people and the real thing). Be careful walking the halls because you will get a dirty look from the group of black kids that block your locker. This school is also filled with SoundCloud rappers who suck

“Do you go to middle township high school?”

“Yeah it’s a real shot show”

by Dick Clark July 31, 2018

Ocean Township

A piece of shit place where everyone's a phony.

Why the hell would anyone want to go to Ocean Township?

by Felonious Watts December 5, 2019

United Township High School

United Township High School other wise known as UT cant spell slUT without UT in it. A school with the white kids who wanna be black so bad that they gang bang and try to act black. then you got the actual gang bangers watch out for them. Fights happened at least once a month (mostly in the bathrooms) it’s fun to watch just don’t get caught recording or you’ll get suspended. bitches love to skip here and it’s very easy. bitches are also WAY to friendly they switch up faster than you can even say the schools name. If you want your school days to be interesting then come to UT it’s very exiting.

Did you hear another fight happened at United Township High School

by weird people go here November 8, 2021

clinton township

Home of the gayest PIGS in the country. Since CT has one of the lowest crime rates in the country the CTPD has nothing better to do but pull over young kids and search them for drugs. Every cop is looking for the next big drug bust. Cops have even been suspected of planting drugs on kids and demanding sexual favors from girls. Some even have sex with North Hunterdon High School students and spread Genital Herpes around the school. If you can avoid CT then by all means do so.
On a brighter note, its home of some of the best public schools in the country. All Blue Ribbon awarded but it is not the best place to raise children. See: Hunterdon County

If your driving past 10 o'clock in Clinton Township and your under 25 and are with friends prepare to be pulled over, grilled with questions, taken out of the car and searched. Not really sure why you would drive around past 10 since there is nothing to do in that town but whatever...

by The Man in HC May 8, 2006

Ocean Township

A sprawled-out, over-populated, and extremely congested suburban community located in Monmouth County on the Jersey Shore, sandwiched between West Long Branch, Eatontown, Asbury Park, Tinton Falls, and Deal. While the town has some diversity, it is mostly full of spoiled upper-middle-class kids who drive their parent's cars and can't handle themselves at parties. A lot of the guys who live here are loud-mouth pussies who talk a lot of shit, and mostly all the girls are skanks. In the summertime, the neighboring shore communities of Deal and West Long Branch attract an unwelcomed seasonal migration of bennies, specifically wealthy Syrian Jews from Brooklyn, Staten Island, and Manhattan. They greatly increase the ammount of traffic congestion and car accidents in Ocean Township during the summer, because they are just about the worst drivers imaginable. Anyone who has driven in Ocean Township in the summertime knows to watch out for that Mercedes Benz S550 with New York plates going 25 mph in a 40 mph zone, because they are about to get over to the left to make a sweeping right turn at 4 mph without using their turn signal and while talking on the phone. But by far the worst thing about Ocean Township is the overly-funded, overly-equipped police force that patrols the town in mass numbers, hunting for opportunities to meet their quotas and raise revenue to help patch up the multi-billion dollar budget deficit of the State of New Jersey. Instead of fighting crime, this self-righteous suburban police force of almost 100 officers spends the day racking up tickets for traffic violations and other minor offenses that no one gives a fuck about. They mostly prey on the 15-25 age group, indifferent to the fact that most of these young people are children of tax-paying home-owners. In municipal court on Tuesday mornings, you'll probably run into at least ten people you know; and count on paying at least several hundred dollars worth of ser-charges to the state. Fuck this place. Why the hell did my family decide to live here?

Dave, Tom, Jen, and Heather got arrested in Ocean Township cause they got in a car crash with a benny on route 35 and then the cops searched their car and found a bag of weed in the trunk.

by Mr. Ferrari July 27, 2009

Egg Harbor Township

Suburb in south jersey. Where mostly Atlantic City, Margate, Mays landing, Brigantine, and Ventnor move to because they want to live in a better house. There's really nothing to do in EHT. Its wack as hell

Brian: Yo come to my crib today
Chris: Where you live at?
Brian: Egg Harbor Township
Chris: Nigga EHT wack as hell. Why dont you come to the city?
Brian: Aight ma nigga

by sOuth jerzey babii3 August 20, 2008