auto-erotic touching

For those interested, auto erotic touching is a safer option compared to the other, more exciting and stimulating way. The most common manner of AET would be for the scared weaklings out there is to only fantasize about suffocation while masterbating and sensuslly caressing their own body, (because the risk of death and brain damage from auto-erotic asphyxiation) rather than trying to walk the fine line between heightened sensation and serious brain impairment. Depending on how long the brain and body are deprived of oxygen, brain damage could occur even if death does not. Both men and women can participate in this activity.

Clint woke up in the middle of the night, cold and alone, got himself off and back to sleep by auto-erotic touching himself.

by DizzieRiot April 19, 2014

Touching Strawberries

The process of 2 mens scrotums hitting each other during double penetration

I dont care how hot that chick is man, theres no way im touching strawberries with you

by Ninja Hobo July 16, 2008

touchies and kissies

the act of cuddling, especially in a playful manner; petting; bonding.

After picking her up at the bar, we returned to my place for some touchies and kissies.

by not awh October 23, 2003

t touching c

Stands for turd touching cotton. A reference for the need to take a shit immediately. Having to shit so bad that the turd is on it's way out and is actually touching your underwear.

"Cory, hurry up and finish your putt and drive me to the clubhouse, I've got t touching c."

by b-sleazy September 28, 2008

Blue Torching

Saving up your cum by not masturbating for a long period of time, thus resulting in blue balls. Then you have sex with a girl and burst on her covering her with cum.

bro my girl is into blue torching, im not going to masturbate for awhile.

by Rlvers April 8, 2011

I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.

Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

by bulletface April 20, 2015

Touching Grass

Something you haven't been doing

Person 1: Have you been touching grass?
Person 2: Whats grass?

by Willgamer July 8, 2021