bucket-toucher

An individual who is contagiously and toxically lame; a straight man who is, like, totally gay.

Melissa: "I know a guy who once burned a hole in my purse, watched me fall down the stairs on several occasions, nearly allowed me to slip into a narcotic-induced coma and always makes me take the bus to see him."

Nick: "Clearly, this fellow is a bucket-toucher."

Melissa: "I know, right?"

by Melissa, in honor of Nick's Birthday November 11, 2006

Bum Toucher

Someone who touches bums, with or without permission.

Bob: Steves such a Bum Toucher.
Frank: Yeah, He touched Jarreds bum the other day, he was not happy.

by The O.B.T March 03, 2012

penis toucher

a person who, by some force (usu. homosexualness in guys), has to touch penises

MIKE, no jp. Jeff likes to touch the penis so everyone refers to him as a penis toucher.

by Spuds May 09, 2003

buthole toucher

when a man has a drunken fascination during sex with another buthole in which leads to touching that buthole with his greasy fingers.

buthole toucher
toucher
sex
buthole

by Krustysensation December 23, 2011

pp toucher

One who touches a dick. Could be an insalt or could be used just for fun. Comes from the latin root sucky sucky.

Hey pp toucher in the pink shirt SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!

by Aaron Henderson Matt Pringle January 11, 2009

kiddy toucher

A paedophile.

by Ian Chode June 05, 2003

dick toucher

A person who has s serial tendency to touch penis.

So what I fucked your girlfriend, what are you gonna do about it dick toucher.

by Jimmy Mac 33 January 20, 2007