hunter tousignant

A walking boner

I have a hunter Tousignant with my boyfriend/girlfriend

by Tooz1996 April 19, 2018

MUG TORUS

so basically the logo for mug root beer in a tours shape

hey bro did you see that cool mug torus

by deffintlynotmilesperry March 27, 2022

un tousie twa

easy love

"i just want that un tousie twa"

by littlepickleenthusiast May 4, 2023

Testicular Torsion

The act of twisting a man's testicles in an irregular way, typically to induce pain.

Person 1: Prepare for testicular torsion!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Nonery October 28, 2023

testicular torsion

May God have mercy on your soul.

SpongeBob: "Hey Patrick, what do you know about testicular torsion?"
Me: "NOOOO-"

by 7568ino March 8, 2024

Testicular Torsion

The torture used by the tiny people living in your balls that they execute your testicle and twist it.

"Yo Kyle! Did the tiny men give you Testicular Torsion yet?"
"Nah. What about you David?"
"Yeah, hurt like getting rejected by the 6'1 emo goth mommy we saw earlier!"

by Fellow Jigaboo Hater May 11, 2024

Ture the tousic

A nickname with the purpose of making fun of a Ture whose behaviour is very "tousic".

"Bro you're so tousic. You deserve a derigatory nickname."
"Wait what, seriously?"
"Yes, seriously. How about Ture the tousic?"

by RarisAndRovers October 25, 2018