Turniphead

A man with a grey quiff fade who is from the north and has a turnip shapes head.

That turniphead didn't bring me any carrotcake today.

by SNAZZZZY J April 27, 2019

throwing turnips

vomiting

He drank a lot and before long he was throwing turnips.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

fall off a turnip truck

To be naive, uninformed, or unsophisticated, in the manner of a rustic person.

"fall off a turnip truck" has the same meaning as "I wasn't born yesterday", pretty much.

by mdwinston December 16, 2016

Two Bob Turnip

Two Bob Turnip is a name used to describe a specific Family of woolybacks that reside in The Suburban Semi Rural farming village of Purbrook. The Barron’s, or Two Bob Turnip’s are a Lower Middle Class Yuppie family that usually have ginger hair, Webbed Feet and Dogs with 3 legs, These Harmless Ginger Farmers spend their time smoking menthol, Watching Havant FC and getting rejected by average looking women, most of Us in Ptown Feel Sorry for them & see them as soulless ginger farmers

Who are those Ginger Lads on On The Bikes? Oh that’s The Barron Family, Ben & James, They always ride their bikes while doing the PaperRound, They are right Two Bob Turnips

by Bomb Voyage October 30, 2021

Turnip Column

A large column comprised of turnips.

Look at that huge turnip column!

by Turnip connoisseur October 5, 2010

Turnip Fucker

One who uses a turnip to derive sexual pleasure in one of three ways.
1. Cutting a sufficient hole into a turnip to allow simulation of a desired orafice permitting the insertion of the penis.
2. Inserting a turnip into one's anus, simulating anal sex.
3. Inserting a turnip into the vagina to simulate a desired organ, usually a penis.

Harold drunkenly explained his sordid life a social Turnip Fucker.

by Elfonzo January 15, 2003

turnipple

The turnipple is a cross between a turnip and a pineapple. The turnipple has a typical turnipply taste. The turnipple can be used in many types of cooking including,turnipple stew, turnipple pie and turnipple turnipple.It can be found in a country called turnippleodia.

I really enjoyed that turnipple pie.
mmmmmm.... Thats some fine turnipple.

by Callum Hemsley April 23, 2008