La Tolteca

Mexican restuarant the nerds at the Army Research Lab love to lunch at. Twelve nerdlings go to lunch and then have the balls to demand seperate checks. They love La Tolteca so much they visit the Aberdeen and Churchville locations in the same week. Diarrhea ensues.

Erik, 'We gotta go to La Tolteca today so I can get my card punched for my free lunch on friday.'

Erik, 'Let's go to La Tolteca today for lunch so I can make stinky dog farts at Erin's house tonight.'

by Erin, the greatest woman alive May 10, 2011

Tooled

The act of getting used. Unintentionally doing something that someone else gets credit for.

Igor just stole your idea and won the contest with it! Boy, you got tooled!

by T-Rav January 21, 2005

tooter

A thinly shaped cylinder used to put any manner of powder into your nose form a flat surface.

I don't care if you roll up a twenty - get me a tooter!

by K-Gray May 13, 2005

Thooter Bop

When someone is a hoe and runs around with everyones girlfriend/boyfriend

"damn trina a thooter bop she runn around with everybody nigga"

by lilmammi December 7, 2020

Tooken

It is used in place of taken or took. I don’t know where the took her or I don’t know where she was taken. Cool Emergency Room professional jargon.

The ER chick answered “I don’t know where she was tooken” At BCMC in 2021 , a 3rd world state hospital in the United States of America attached to the real University of Nothing Much. This is real like breaking bad but real! Better call saul.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine August 28, 2021

toofers

Teeth

Mother: How are your toofers feeling since the extractions?
Daughter: my teeth ok getting better everyday 👍

by TeaInTheMoment December 29, 2018

Pulling a Tooney

A poor excuse to get out of doing something that thus person is too shy, lazy, or unsociable to do. Named after the infamous Daniel Toone (1991 AD).

Or pulling a member of society called Toone by the hair, either on head or pubic region.

Pulling a Tooney - "I can't come out, I have jetlag."

"I had to sign out, I thought I was ill but it turns out I was just hungry"

E.G Tooney is one lazy bastard, thus the term Pulling a Tooney to get out of something.

by chubbyfunster March 29, 2010