Thompson Deep

1. Adjective, for a male to insert his penis so far into a womans vagina that his testicles are pressing violently against her body.

Similar to balls deep

2. Adjective, to be so deep in conversation that one or all participants burst into tears.

Similar to a deep and meaningfull

Q. Yo Joshy, you got Thompson deep in that bitch last night?

A. Narr man she wanted to talk to me, but i just got Thompson deep in her moist muff instead

by Da Filth January 17, 2009

Thompson'ing

To comment on your teams sporting success on social media thereby jinxing them to inevitable collapse and ruin

Peter gloated on whatsapp that Leeds were destined for promotion based on their recent great form , thereby "Thompson'ing" them - the subsequent implosion was inevitable, losing many games they finished 4th and lost in the playoffs .

by The smedders wrestler August 13, 2019

Thompson

The act of taking a girl home from a night out but only cuddling with her until you both fall asleep.

The act of satisfying the need for a girlfriend with a casual cuddle with a random biddy.

'I pulled another Thompson last night'
'You have to take her on a date after the 3rd Thompson man"

by HOL[345] September 22, 2018

Tompion

Is a small pellet made out of mud and saliva which a bear inserts into his anus before hibernating for the winter, to stop the ants getting in.

"Those pesky ants won't get me this time,not with my tompion" said the bear.

by Big Brown Bear March 18, 2009

Thompson

a man with incredible iq and intelligence that it makes albert einstien look like a 4 year old,also is an extreme beast and if you added all the weight in the universe times that by 48 you would get his light bench press!!!!!!

Person 1: my god did you see that thompson over there he like just created a hoverboard out of air like wow!!!
person 2: yup he sure is a beast

by lolsszorz October 18, 2008

thompson

sub machine gun (SMG) used in WW2 namely referred to as thommy gun. great Rate of fire slightly innacurate needs pletny of cleaning usually issued to captain or leader of squad. making a comeback in airsoft too.

bang,followed by other bangs in that time it was friggin amazing that the thompson could do that.

by ghosts_shadow June 23, 2006

Joshua thompson

A lad with a small penis usually 2-3 inches hard he thinks he is a farmer although he has never seen a (farm) a Joshua Thompson rarely breaks 5 foot at full height he is hated by all and loved by none he thinks he is a world-class karate champion although he only has participation medals I would highly recommended not becoming friends with this being as he will eventually try to engage in a sexual relationship a Joshua Thompson favourite words are (sir) and (diffin)

Man:oh no Joshua Thompson is approaching

Man2: run I heard he is queer

by Licmadic May 21, 2018