Tom Cruised

When you are excessively excited. This can be for anything - a new love, a movie premiere, marrying a woman who could be your granddaughter, a fake religion, etc.

"I want to take a nap before the concert, but I'm just too Tom Cruised for it."

by feralwinky February 5, 2010

Tom Cruise

A crazy-ass mother fucker who would sue for any reason possible.

"Hey, is that fudge-packer Tom Cruise?" - Mr. Garrison

"THAT'S IT! I'M SUING THIS ENTIRE INTOLERANT TOWN!!!" -Tom Cruise

by Want a Pickle? April 17, 2010

Tom Cruising

When one is driving their car and a great song come on and you sing it at the top of your lungs horribly. Like Tom Cruise in Jerry McGuire when Tom Petty's 'Free Falling' comes on.

I hate it when I'm stuck in traffic with some chick the next car over Tom Cruising it to Fergie.

by wooism August 22, 2009

Tom Cruise

crazyyyy

Tom Cruise is crazy.

by jimmy parrotsticks February 1, 2009

Tom Cruise

An actor whose work has been called 'less then Napoleon Dynamite'.

Why won't Tom Cruise come out of the closet?

by Jason Marak713 May 3, 2011

Tom Cruise

Those poos that just refuse to come out.

Sorry I'm late boss. Had to let out a Tom Cruise.

by Blacksun666 July 6, 2010

Tom Cruise

Antonymous of Chuck Norris; indicates cowardice, tactlessness, one-dimensional thinking and lack of restraint.

"Jeez, way to kick the kitten! That was so Tom Cruise of you!"

by Humptulips November 25, 2009