alaska thunderfuck

Some dank ass motherfuckin weed.
one hit and you'll be on your ass..
and the white widow up hurr.. DAYUM!

Shitsonn, one hit of that alaska thunderfuck and i was seein little smurfs trying to steal my underwurrz

by Cathyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 22, 2008

Alaskan Thunderfuck

Sarah Palin's former nickname on the basketball court. Derived from the fact that she hosted wild, out-of-control home orgies at the time.

"Next quarter plant yourself in front of the net, Alaskan Thunderfuck!" - as stated on the b-ball court

"Don't be hoggin' the ball(s), A.T." - as stated at both the orgies and the b-ball games

by XF42 August 6, 2009

Thunderfucked

Weed so deadly, whoever smokes it is instantly thunderfucked. Guaranteed to disable even the most hardcore of potheads.

Hey Mikey, your handling this shit pretty well.
Naa man, i gotta sit down, I'm thunderfucked.

by Hulio K March 31, 2013

Alabama Thundersmack

After male orgasm, he waits a little bit, pulls out and smacks the female on the face with his dick, that is covered in his/hers juices

After sex, I told my girlfriend I had a surprise for her... after fucking her I gave her an Alabama Thundersmack

by xfreexwillx717 September 28, 2008

thunder jack

When you jackoff during a storm and finish after lightning strikes.

"Dude, it was pouring so hard last night I almost couldn't tell if I was able to do a thunder jack."

by Ponyboymlp April 22, 2016

Thunderfucker

A person who takes credit for anything that is not theirs.

"She took my presentation, put her name on it and took it to senior management again. Total thunderfucker."
"Ill send it to them the night before it's due, make that thundafucker look like the idiot they are when they open their mouth"

Not to be confused with "Fundafucker" - which is the out of office equivalent.

by livebythesword November 25, 2019

thundercock

a penis of extraordinary power and length, often revered by other men. It can shoot ammo from 50 kilometres away and is so large that the owner must detach it when it isn’t needed to be used

‘Holy shit, the enemy is closing in on our position, FIRE THE THUNDERCOCK

*proceeds to load thundercock with maximum delicacy*

by Romanian man March 2, 2023