cloth toucher

1.when a piece of poo has protruded far enough from your rectum to touch your under-clothing.

I used my underpants to wipe the results of a cloth toucher out of my anus. I threw them in the women's bathroom.

by scannin October 10, 2006

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touched

to get shot

Nicca I don't give a fuck who you are you could still get touched

by soulflytribe June 15, 2003

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touched

Another way to say that someone is not quite "right" in the head. Usually accompanied by a knowing look and a nod along with the hand lightly tapped to the forehead.

Fred would say about Lamont "That boy is touched" if he hooked up with a white girl.

Or if you are trying to explain why you fizzled something at work, you could pat your head and say "I'm touched"

by G Man December 29, 2003

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1. When someone has gone above and beyond the average douchebag level, they are referred to as a twouchebag.

2. It can also refer to a pair, or couple, that are both acting like douchebags, therefore summing to one twouchebag.

That spiky-haired, fist pumping Jersey shore asshole is such a twouchebag. OR Wow, Andre and Cassie are such a twouchebag couple, I never want to hang out with them again!

by shrink05 July 23, 2010

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touché

A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words.

-If incest is a sin then what the fuck does that make Adam and Eve?

-Uhh...it...err...touché.

by Adam "Tr0n" March 8, 2005

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