no stranger to the biscuit tin

A fat wap. Person of unenviable girth.

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Salad dodger. Hips like a 100 watt bulb. Thighs like rolls of lino.

See that Mark Daniels - there's a well trodden path to the fridge door in his house..... He's no stranger to the biscuit tin....

no stranger to the biscuit tin by Blue boy April 6, 2004

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Stranger on the Rocks

Stranger on the Rocks
Sticking your hand in a bucket of ice and then jerking off. Spanken not stirred.

Jake stuck his hands into the Ice so He could Perform a Stranger on the rocks, to himself

Stranger on the Rocks by Spum August 24, 2006

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stranger in the dark

When one sits on ones hand until it is numb then proceeds to masturbate. This is referred to as "THE STRANGER IN THE DARK", because the hand does not feel like your own.

Last night I got bored with traditional masturbation, so I decided to play a lively game of STRANGER IN THE DARK!

stranger in the dark by The Flying Dutchmen September 23, 2013

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

The 4th film in the Pirates of the Caribbean series. It's about Captain Jack Sparrow looking for the Fountain of Youth. Released in theaters on May 20, 2011. Doesn't have Orlando Bloom or Keira Knightley but still has Johnny Depp.

I want to watch Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides by hahahlol45678987654 February 19, 2011

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stranger in the bed

Stranger In The Bed is a common masturbation technique. One does this by either, laying or sitting on their arm until your arm has fallen asleep. You then procced to masturbate with the feeling that someone else is doing it for you.

Frank: Why are you sitting on your arm?

Herbert: Because there is a stranger in the bed, if you know what I mean.

Frank: If you wanted a stranger in the bed, you could've just asked.

stranger in the bed by Silly Sam, The Seamen Man May 18, 2014

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