mexican short bus

The act of using taco sause or salsa as lubricant either for the anus or vagina

We ran out of lube last night so while rosita wasn't looking i gave her a mexican short bus

by Crazy mandy September 14, 2017

Short Bus Shawty

Slow, you ride the short bus.

Boy 1- Yo momma so slow they said it was chilli outside and she went and got a bowl.

Boy 2- Wait i dont get it.

Boy 1- You a short bus shawty.

by Vonne Love November 14, 2011

short bus rider

someone mentally retarded.

one who rides the short bus to school.

"that bitch is SO stupid. what a short bus rider."

by amy christ April 29, 2005

short bus status

When a person becomes dumbfounded and half retarded when caught off gaurd... Especially regarding people with the syndrome of selective hearing, and or vanity.

Stephanie was explaining a meaning to Lauren while Lauren was thoroughly entertaining herself when Stephanie finished Lauren said what's that mean, Stephanie said don't worry Lauren you're S.B.S. Short bus status!

by Stephauren November 9, 2013

short bus riders

2 mg yellow and rectangle zanax bars; causes "slowness"

Look how zooted he be lookin... you know he be on them short bus riders!

by natedogg51 May 3, 2014

russian short bus

A sexual position, that consists of learning over a bus seat. In a bus full of people who can not speak or spell, that often lock windows.

A person having sexual intercourse on a bus full of mentally handicapped individuals, who sometimes lick windows. Russian short bus!

by Russian Short Bus June 13, 2015

Short-Bus Renegade

a retarded guy....oor girl. funniest when running. even funnier running from dogs

Look at that Short-Bus Renegade run.

by Anonymous June 9, 2003