Popeye’s Biscuit

the driest fucking piece of bread you ever gonna eat, you gonna be choking harder than ever if you don't drink something

“That Popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck!” “Pass the water you thirsty hoe!”

by biscuitlover69 August 21, 2019

Spanish Popeye

Synthetic, store-bought, weed-like substance, usually from smoke shops.
Fluffy, greenish, virtually weightless. It can provide a variety of rather powerful effects from psychedelic to sedating.

"He trippin' on dat Spanish Popeye. Pay dat fool no mind."

by Archer Ingersoll July 13, 2015

popeye drunk

Getting so drunk it is only possible to focus with one eye closed.

"You shoulda seen Dave last night. He had his left eye closed talking to the ladies. He was popeye drunk!"

by skgvati November 8, 2008

Oreo at Popeye's

The act of being in a shopping mall and being the only white person in line at Popeye's Chicken.

I was in line at Popeye's and was the cream of an Oreo at Popeye's. It was very awkward.

by Bilge Ball June 8, 2011

popeye jones

popeye jones is the one guy that tries to steal your pizza on a late night pizza run.

Hey man I was driving back from papa johns and popeye jones was in the median about to steal my pizza!!

by juanmart12 October 9, 2013

Messy Popeye

Noun.

A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.

Greg: "Dude, how was the date with Steffany last night?"
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."

by ThePeoplesIdiot December 29, 2009

popeye’s chicken

Pussy that makes your eyes pop out.

Man, she sure has some great popeye’s chicken!

by Madmech January 1, 2018