Noun - what you call a guy, usually in a College Dorm, that has been taped to a chair and placed in the elevator with only his underpants on, then you press every button and send him on his journey for all to see.
Note: Easier if the intended victim (Pilot) is excessively drunk.
Note: Easier if the intended victim (Pilot) is excessively drunk.
by Formless July 28, 2009
An older driver typically a women, which you will pass on the freeway because they are driving well under the speed limit,as you pass them you will see them sitting obnoxiously close to the steering wheel, in some cases they will have their elbows and forearms on the steering wheel in a 10 and 2 position, this resembles a very stiff and tense driving posture maybe related to when someone is constipated, you may also encounter jet pilots having trouble in the parking lot, or any other places where there are an abundance of cars, you will most likely pass them with anger as they keep clinging on to the wheel as if it's a matter of life or death, looking like they don't know what the fuck to do. Another trait of a jet pilot is when making sharp turns in parking lots, they tend to turn the steering wheel little by little, doing a lot of unnecessary jerky hand movements.
Dude that bitch is driving 50 in a 65, I'm gonna pass her, as I look in the window, oh it's a Asian jet pilot in her Prius.
Bro, look at the jet pilot merging on to the freeway going 45.
Bro, look at the jet pilot merging on to the freeway going 45.
by Cringe78 October 13, 2014
Woah, take it easy there, Palm Pilot.
by Solinox May 15, 2004
by Phade March 3, 2003
One that guides his cock into his own asshole with the precision of a senior pilot landing an Embraer 190 on Runway 22 on a rain soaked night at LaGuardia.
by Days1 July 9, 2020
A car passenger who plays Pokémon GO for the driver. A good GO-pilot will nab every worthwhile Pokémon that the driver passes as well as every Pokéstop.
I was driving around with my GO-pilot and he caught three dratinis for me! I'm gonna evolve up to a Dragonite in no time.
by jackofspadesman July 24, 2016
The act of two lesbian woman scissoring each other. When in the act, it looks like the rotary blades of a helicopter. Making them, helicopter pilots.
by Fire Birds January 26, 2021