Alligator Pear

An avocado

I like salt on my Alligator Pears, and I just love to make Guacamole with them.

by Jayy1989 April 14, 2010

the way of the pear

when something that was going well begins to go wrong

Phil: Hey look, Stew is getting in with that hot girl.

Peter: Oh no, I think those last 5 shots are kicking in.

Phil: Yeah, judging by the bitchslap that went the way of the pear

by Irish Phil October 05, 2009

Grow a pear

The process of planting a tree that produces a pomaceous fruit of the Pyrus genus. This process can take 6 years, which gives you a lot of time to gain some courage and face your fears.

A: Ed got cold feet and chickened out on us.
B: He needs to grow a pear
A: Then he could make a fruit salad! I love fruit salad!

by JavaJeff December 16, 2015

apple and pears

rhyming slang for stairs

Celina fell down the apple and pears

by Markhasdrunken May 07, 2006

pear-shaped

sadly wrong, awry (usually in past tense)

Everything was going well until the afternoon, then it all went pear-shaped.

by Alcyon April 27, 2005

Pear-shaped

Something that has gone pear-shaped has gone wrong: this is based on the visualisation of a plan being like a perfect circle. When something goes wrong, the plan is distorted and becomes pear-shaped.

It was all going well, then Jonno dropped the ball and it all went pear-shaped.

by Wowbagger (the Infinitely Prolonged) June 11, 2003

pear pressure

the act of pressuring a friend to eat a moldy peace of fruit

Hey dude, just eat it! Come on man, everyone's doing it! Just eat that rotting piece of fruit! Yeah man, pear pressure!

Fuck I'm so sick after being pear pressured into eating that rotten kiwi.

by urbandictionarytaughtmeallikno November 15, 2010