by Rahul Patel December 16, 2008

he is a person who makes you want to die every second you are with him
he always ways over 400 hundred pounds
he always ways over 400 hundred pounds
by bigmomapril September 19, 2019

by pooopkanhai July 10, 2022

Becoming nose-blind to a particular smell usually due to familiarity with or prolonged exposure to them. Just like Rover from Rover's Morning Glory's childhood friend Patel. Patel's house reeked of curry, but he was not aware of the pungent stank occupying his home. He was oblivious to the fact that basically everything within a 5 mile radius of his house smelled of the aromatic spice. Also known as Odor fatigue or Olfactory adaption.
Jeffrey was confident he could wear his outfit for one more day. However, The Patel Effect prevented him from realizing the truth that he smelled like a daycare's diaper bin.
by Mattfromrochester August 9, 2019

You are doing a girl in the 5 hole (arse) -- you pull out and stick your finger(s) in to scoop some shite out and apply to the forehead of the girl -- as a bindi.
Once done, you throw your hands up in victory, because you have made the girl a Dirty Patel.
Once done, you throw your hands up in victory, because you have made the girl a Dirty Patel.
by Patelinator6969 September 11, 2004

by sfdgxfhcgjlk;njhkgjfhdetyrtuiy December 14, 2021

Rohan Patel; often reffered to Blohan Patel or just Blohan. He was caught sucking james hookers cock in a tent. Archie Mawley was the culprit who say this.
by Completly Random Pedophile June 4, 2018
